Compilation of PJs - 5

Why do you think Apple's Ipad launch wasn't that successful ? Bcoz twitter didn't crash before/during/after the event





Q: How do u CUT roads? A: By LAUGHING .Bcoz “Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste”





A man advertised in a matrimonial-"Wanted, a wife". He received hundreds of letters saying "You can have mine"





Q-Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? Ans-Bcoz his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley





Who is Afridi's favourite singer? Ans: Bryan Adams. Because he sang "18 till I die





एका जहाजातून 1०० सरदार प्रवास करत होते. जहाज न बुडता ते सगळे कसे बूडाले ?जहाज पाण्यात थांबल्यावर ते सगळे धक्का मारण्यासाठी खाली उतरले.



Prem Chopra Botitun jat asto.Boat budayla lagte.Pan tithe Baba RAMDev yetat ani boat vachte. Ka ? PREM ki Naiyya hai RAM ke bharose





A- What is an island? B -A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. A-On one side? B-Yes, on top





रावण-सिगारेट आहे का ?हनुमान-नाही.राम-१ पाकीट आहे ना ?हनुमान-प्रभू, याला १० तोंडे आहेत. हा एकटाच एकावेळी पूर्ण पाकीट संपवून टाकेल



एका माणसाने दुपारी सूर्याला विचारले- काय करतो आहेस ? सूर्य - दिवस ढकलतोय





jis din se dekha hai tuje mere dil pe raha na kabu, pak chick pak raja babu pak chick pak raja babu





Bhat to Bhatt: Wanna have tea? Bhatt in reply: No, I already have two





Former Vice President Al Gore has changed his name to Well Gore...Why? Bcoz "Al is Well"





Q = what is cyclone ? A = Cycle kharidne ke liye milne wala loan





Aap ko moon pe jana ho to aap kiske pass jaoge.? Ranbir ke pass. QKI uske "POCKET" me rocket hai.





if a button is called gundi in marathi then what is a zip called? Ans - ghasargundi





Jagaatla sarvaat motha jaadoogar kon? Raavan. Kaa? Kaaran tyane seeteche 'haran' kele





tring tring. 1- sunny ahe ka ? 2- nahi.scooty ahe. pathawu ka ?





Pappu - Baba, baba, mi udya shalet nahi janar. Baba- ka re ? Pappu - karan udya ravivar ahe





Sui tochalyavar, rakt baher kaa yeta? Koni tochalay te pahayala.





Ravnala 10 tonde asanyache fayade kay ? Ans- tyala chorus (ganaryala sath denaryanchi ) chi avashakata vatat nahi.





1)Patient-Doctor mala alikade sandasla hot nahi.Doc-Mag palikade kar.2)Patient-Mala Aikade zop yet nahi.Doctor-Mag Salimkade zop





Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: "Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the US"





guruji :- santati niyaman mhanaje kay? Bandya:- niyamane santati hone





eka manasaacha davakhanyat khup velane number lagto. Doctor: Kay Hotay Patient: Bore Hotay





एखाद्याला सुंदर, सुस्वभावी, समजूतदार, न भांडणारी, कमी बोलणारी, अप्रतिम स्वयंपाक बनवणारी बायको मिळाली तर तिला काय म्हणतात? अफवा!




eka s/w engg la piles cha prob asto.To oprtion karun bara hoto.Office la gelyavar tyala parat piles hoto ka? Bcoz to Compile karto





Banta- Log hum sardaron par itne jokes kyon maarte hain? Santa- Tainu ni maloom. PJ word da full form hi "Punjabi Joke" haiga