Sunday, February 21, 2010

Angrez Movie Dialogues !

Update :  I have uploaded compilation of hydrabadi dialogs at
Part 1
hydrabadi dialouges from The Angrez - Part 1 from abhijit on Vimeo.
Part 2
hydrabadi dialouges from The Angrez - Part 2 from abhijit on Vimeo.


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After Gunda dialouges , its time for dialogues from the movie Angrez.

Saleem Pheku at Paan Dabba..

Arre... Tu mechanic hai pyjaama hai.........arey woh laal waali mercedez nakko re baawa woh safed wali toh bhi bhijwa de..bahut kaama hain re...ek to bhijaa de ..bahut kaama hain re...
Dabbawaala to Saleem : Kya mia 10 rupai kee numaish phone see bhat kare too kya sunee aatee
Saleem : Arre...yeh baat tho tumko aur merku maloom hain.. wo ladki ko kya maloom... tum paan banao ustaad.

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Jahangir

Jahangir's Mother : arre kahan jaa raha rey iflass....kitni baar bola ki bahar jaate samay nahin tokna bolke...thoda kaam sey jaroon...abhi tu kaam bhi kara jaissa hai, yeh ley thaili aur gosh leke aaa, 50 rupay hai usmein aur sun hara masala nakko bhul, pura hisab dena......
Boy to Jahangir : arre ball phek rey jhangir,
Jahangir : kya rey tum loggon ko kaam dhandha nahin ki yahan pey subha sey shyam cricket khelte rehte....
Boy to Jahangir: tu karra na, wohi bahot hai.....chal ball la....
Jahangir : kaun bola rey woh, dikhatoon ek ek ku....CHINDI CHORRON KA ADDA HOGAYA GALI...PINDEY KE MERI.

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Saleem to Jahangir : arrey pheku kisko bolra rey?
Saleem : namasthe malanna...kya smart dhikre. Arre minister ka khaas aadmi hain wo.
jahangir: kya bade gaadi pe jaara ustaad?

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Saleem and Jahangir at Mutton Shop
Saleem :
kya tandurust maal haa baap, apnee koo iysech raina bap......chandka thukda hai........boti kabab hai boti kabab.......
hamaaare quadeer bhai.....yeh kali kaun hai ustad ?
Quadeer bhai : Wo meri behan hain...!
Jahangir to Saleem : kya chuthiye aadmi hain yaaron tum...wahan pe do min aur thaire tho apna ich kuchh latakta tha...

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Jahangir Falls from Saleem's scooter

kya gadhi chelararya bhei
Nayi Disk breakaa hain rey
kai ka baigan ka disk breakaa ray
Ismail bhai's first wife : arre kaun hai...salim hai!kaise hai salim..both dinon ke bad aaye ander aao na salim...
Ismail bhai's second wife : agaye tumhare avara dosta
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Ismail bhai's gang in the Hotel

Ismail Bhai : Arey thumloga phikar kaiku karrey yaron!!!!!! Ismail bhai ke patte hai, pachees saal se charminar pe baitahu , meri kuch iszad hai yaron.......dho chai tho bolo
Jahangir : parsooo dabeerpure ki ladayio mein kyaa hua maaloom....chindi haalat hui !!!!
kya hua bole tho....mein,salim,chinna,patel,zaleel,feroz ,akbal sab gaye te..... khaali latto se diye.. gap gip gap gip.
mein kyaa kara bole tho rabbar ki chappal pahanleke deewar ke paas jaake woh diya woh diya....phir akbaal ko hilaaya kya re akbaal tu bhi do bhairiyaa rak unlogaa gardan par keenchre boletho akbaal kya bola maalum hai mere baaju circle jo tehraa hein mein kaisaa maarungaa un logo ko.
Jahangir : aagaya dekh apna salim pheku!!!
Ismail bhai : kya khusboo aari saleem kya daala ?
Salim Pheku : poison daalliya
Jhangir : Kya re poison daalliya.... kya pekra yaaron
Salim Peku : poison mathlab scent ko bolthey yeh bahar miltha. Mere kamre mein saat sau khisam ke scent ke sheeshiya hai. Main roz nikalne se pehle idhar udhar, shirt mein , chaddi mein dalke nikalto.
Jhangir : Abids ke foot path mein miltha
Saleem : woh duplicate scent tumare bawa lagate
Jhangir : Bava pe nakko jao..!!
Saleem :
kal kriishna oberoy mein daawat thi.. daawat mein jaate, manageraan venageraan poora hallo hai bole.. main bola party kidar chalri boletho, 'BLANKET' hall mein chalri boli..
(kounsi hall mein???!!!!!) BLANKET HALL yaaron..
blanket hall mein aisa ghusthe hi, poore loga nachre mein bole apun nachenga tho poora pottiyan mereku lapat jaate, tho mein aisa bhaju se nikal raha hoon.. tho do loga taire the, jaate vaate logan se kya bolra maalun, "arey ine english filmon ka hero dikhra ni",
(ismail bhai: abba....)
ab mein hallu jaake table pe bhaita, waiter aa ke bola "sir any thing thanda garam", ab sharab tho mein peeta nai, mein ek all mix fruit juice la bolke bola..
aisa bhaite hi saamnese mallika dhekli..
(ismail bhai: mallika??!! kaun?)
arey 'MURDER' yaaron, bhaj leke aake boli "hi saleem where are you?, how do u do?, naayudu" bolke..
phir mereku lapatli ustaad, lapat ke idhar puppy udhar puppy, tum samaj rahena, idhar puppy udhar puppy mera pulna shuru hogaya..
(jahangir: kya phulna shuru hogaya baap saleem..?)
arey saas pulna shuru hogai yaaron..
mallika-"saleem mujje long drive pe jaana hain"
saleem -" ab main usse hyd main long drive pe khaha le jaoo asse banjara hill se panjagutta se sida niclace road se tak band par lete he kya bole maloom .
mallika-"saleem mereku icecream hona" bolte he to main mohazzamjahi market kane roka arre mashur icecream hain na yaaron vahha panch pach cup ice cream.
ismail bhai"panch pach cup"
saleem-"arre ithe ithe cup the yaaro" kaliye baad mai bola ab to tum thande hogaye sida uskho lekar jaya kirshana oberio tak aab tum jao ghar kho main bhi jaroo .gud nite.
tho who kya bole maloom "saleem aab tum jana vana nahi ise kaise hota tum mare saath room ko chalo kuch bathana hai"
aab main kya kara who bolre bolke room kho chala gaya.aaab room kho chale janeke baad raath bar kya hua maloom nakho pucho.
jahangir - neend main se aankh kab kuli yaaro teri
saleem- subah.
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The Fight in the Hotel

Saleem : yeh bahar wale chupke hi bikariyo ka photo nikalke bahar leke jake dikhake tamasha karte."arey kaha maarra re,kiska nikalra re,ismail bhai ko bikhari samajra re angrez,re angrez"
Jahanginr : gaali diya ustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Kya samjhe re tum logan hyderabadiyonko phod ke rakh daalthe
pacchis saal se main charminar mein baita hu, aaj tak mere ko koi hath nahi lagaaya ... ye angreza aake mere ko haath lagathe re ... maa ki kirkiri ...
Saleem : assalam alaikum Ahmed bhai. Main saleem. Kal kya orchestra tha yaaro. main jaldi nikal gaya. Are Ahmed bhai woh hamare Ismail bhai hai nai, haan woich Charminar wale., zara unki Angrezo ke saath ladai hogai. Zara kuch bhi hua to aap P.S. Sambhal lena............
Saleem : Ahmed bhai bole Ismail bhai ke liye P.S. kya poora Control room sambhal leton.
Chaus : Puraa phirke aya ustaad....o mote mote galliyan...o bharik bharik galliyan....o choude choude galliyan....pura phirke maloom kare ustaad...ustaaad bahut bhook lagri ustaad
saleem : ismael bhai, angrezonka ghar ka pataa laaliyaa.
jahangir: sahin layaa ya phekraa?
saleem: hou re main utthaa toh bhi karaa, tu kya kara re, jab kal angrezaan ismael bhai ka shirt phadke ismael bhai ko khudal khudal ke marrethe...
unknown: abbaaaa!!!! khudal khudal ke maare ismael bhai ko?
ismael bhai: makki kirkiri baigan main mila diyaa re tu meri izzat ku, sab logaan merku poochre re.. tum log kya toh bhi samjhey re mereku..

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Ismail Bhai's gang at NRI's Apartment

Saleem to all : tu to paakit maar dikraaa!!
arrey yeh to khandaani rikshewala dikhra
tu kyun hasra re tu to theatre mein nayi film lagi tho 30 ka 60 ,30 ka 60 bolke phirte naa waisa dikhraa!!!
main to ramu bhai ke agla movie ka hero lagru ....!

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Ismail bhai's gang in the Hotel

salim on phone: helloo!! kaun? ismael bhai? kaun ismael bhai? ismael bhai... ek minute..
salim :.. bhaabhi ka phone hain doosri ghar se..
ismael bhai: tere paas kahaan se aayaa re phone?
salim: us din paikhaaney saaf karte waqt mere paas rehgayathaa...
ismael bhai: halluuu bol re.. uskuuu sunneaathaa...tum logaaan baigan main milaadiyaa meri izzat kuu.. maakki kirkiriii... hello.. main aaroo bhai ek ghantey se.. tum logaan chindiyaan kardi meri haalath ko.. makki kirkirii... time kharaab chelraa re..]
salim: ismael bhai zaraan do chai to bolooo
ismael bhai: ab chai nahin kuch nahin bey
salim tum tension nakko liyo bhai is baar aisi planning dalrun angrezan bachi nahin sakthe saale!!!
theekh hai do chai tho bol re
are iliyaaz !!char thande, char alu samose ,do plate mirchi,ek plate khari boondhi,char kachori,char alu bonde aur do ande wande bhi lele jaldi !!!!!.....CHAI BADME
arey salim pheku tu bas phektha hai ya kuch karega bhi!!!
Saleem :Aisa nai hota Ismail Bhai... poora planning dalke jaana padtha
Saleem : Ab Banjara Hills ya se pachis(25) kilometer hai.
Chaush : Kaisa re.
Saleem : Are hao re galiyon galiyon mein se gaye to uttaich hota.

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Ismail Bhai's Gang at NRI's Office
Saleem on seeing girl :
aey saaf kar!! Manager, cleaning company manager,cleaning company manager!!
mai apna ssaf kar raha hun tu aapna saaf karna bey
arrey ismail bhai zara kone mein saaf karo
Ismail Bhai : pachees saal se charminaar me hoo, kya chootiya samaj ra re mereko?

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tum loga pukkat ke cigerettaa,, pookat ke chaya...pukkat ke paana..khake merku bambooo gusadre...
Jahangir to panwaala : char manikchand.. chaar chabaaza ..char sweety ..char crane ..char baba chota kashmiri chunne mein ..char baba chota kashmiri kathhe mein.. do dabbi bada gold flake... do dabbi chota gold flake ..ek ladi...
Ismail bhai to Jahangir : kya re poora dabba khareed ta kya .... do cigrette le re ... maki kir kiri
saleem : ismail bhai ke patte hai re hum logaan...chai nahin pilaaye to bhi hamaare dil mein ismail bhai ich rehte...
Jahangir : bachpan mein school ki fees nahin hai tho ismail bhai dethe the hamare liye paise!!kya kuch nahin kare ismail bhai hamare vasthe
Ismail Bhai Do Din Nahi Dikhe toh loga puchte, Ismail Bhai Dubai gaye kya?
Saleem : woh rukhsana parso poochri ismail bhai kahan hai kaise hai itney din se dikhey kyun nahi
ABHI ruksanaku bhi malum hogaya!!!!!!!!! thum loga chindhi chore kama karke meri izzat mitti me miladere!!!!!!! makki kirkiri

16 comments:

  1. Amazing stuff....And a fantabulous movie

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  2. tu kasslaa infinite enthu aahes arey ... maanlay !

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  3. Hats off. You had all the time/patience to write this blog... Amazing.. Thanks

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  4. Too Good but where's Akber bin Tabar dialogue

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  5. Salim Feku (Mast Ali) is really a talented character !! Master of'em all.
    These guys have worked together in many Hyderabadi movies, like, Berojgar, Jabardast, Hyderabadi Nawabs and Hungama in Dubai.

    Cheers to all of them and Angrez.. best of the best !! :D

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  6. nice 1,,,zara akbar bin tabar rehta ho aur mazza aata na yaaro.

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    1. yeh lo..

      http://akbarbintabar.blogspot.com/

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  7. Akbar bin tabar ke dialogue hona boleto idhar chalejao...

    http://akbarbintabar.blogspot.com/

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  8. Aaj ki tarik mein mast blog likha re bawaa.. Bole toh tu Ismail Bhai ka pattha dikhra maloom..���� amazing stuff..

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  9. kya miya. . Kya zabrdast kam kra baap. Kittib taarif kareso km hota. Aisech kama kre to apn loga famous hote. Advance bata nkko kr, aisech naye posta daal. Kayko boleto, hm loga padh lete.

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