Sunday, February 21, 2010

Compilation of PJs - 10

If u plant a seed & it doesn't grow, then what will u say ? Ans - Wake up sid





whats the name of that person who dosent have any friends! koina mitra!





Santa: Do u know wat 1 ghost said to the other. banta: No. Santa: Do u believe in People?





न्यायाधीश-‘‘तू चोरी करत होतास तेव्हा त्या घराचा मालक तुझ्यापासून किती अंतरावर होता?’’चोर-‘मी चोरी करायला गेलो होतो. जमीन मोजायला नाही





Santa went into toilet & started to clean basin. Banta - What are u doing ? Santa pointed at a board on toiled door saying "Wash basin"





गुरुजी : वर्गात कोणाला सुसू ला लागली तर करंगळी वर करा. बंड्या- करंगळी वर केली तर सुसू थांबते का ?





wat is the real name of daughter in law of jackie chan? Ans- decold total, kyon ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi.





what is the real name of mother in law of jackie chain ? D'cold total (chain ki saas)





wo kaun sa kaam hai jo koi bhi akela nahi kar sakta? GROUP DISCUSSION





1 cow hai kali si.Wo sadak ke bich me kade hokar "F"......"F".."F"..kyoon bol rhi hai. bcoz F=MA





How to make Coca-cola from water ? Ans - Paani ko fridge me rakho. Paani thanda ho jayega. And as Amir says "Thanda matlab Coca-cola"





When I was studying in school, my teacher had to wear sun glasses. why ? Bcoz I was very "bright" student





pintya samor 3 Coke chya bottles thevalya astat.2 full & 1 empty.Tar to empty batli ka uchalto? bcoz tyala rocket udavayache aste





सहजच tweet केले आहे. वाचले नसते तरी चालले असते :P





3 Guys wer introduced to a girl.I’m Peter, nt a saint. I’m Paul nt a POPE. I’m John nt a Baptist.Gal replied.I’m Mary,nt a VIRGIN.





A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: “I LUV U SISTER”





1st boy- I know everything. 2nd boy - Then you are Maa. 1st - How ? 2nd - Tujhe sab pata hai na maan





What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur a





what’s on the TV? Ans - dust!





A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, “send me a brother”. santa wrote back, “send me ur mother”





A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600





2 hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. 1 says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive" 1





Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.




A lady delivered twins. 1 is a boy and other is a dog.How? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER. "wherever u go, our network follow"





Eka maaNsaalaa shiraa khup avDat asto.Tar to sainyaat jaato. ka? bcoz ek advertisement aste : "sainyaat shiraa"





ekada 18 sardar movie la jatat.why? karan theater baher lihilela aasata " below 18 not allowed"





१ म्हातारी Tel dir ची पाने चाळत असते.१ तरुण मुलगा विचारतो"काही मदत करू का?" म्हातारी म्हणते"मी माझ्या नातवासाठी चांगले नाव शोधत आहे"





Santa-Pack your bags, I just won the 10 Million Lotto WIFE-Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains?Santa-"WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST





Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'? A: King George He is on both sides of the coin





Bike chya mage laglelya kutrya la kasa fasavaayacha? Left indicator dakhvun Right la valayacha





Tushar kapoor la ghewun "Devdas" kadhala, tar tya movie che naav kay asel? "Pina sirf mere liya"





ekda sagle filstars eke thikani ale astat. Sagle lift ni jaat astat,only kareena kapoor jeenyani jate,y? kyonki JEENA sirf mere liye









don sardar chess khelat asatat. Ajun 2 sardar yetat ani mhantat "Chala doubles khelu"





don sardar chess khelat asatat.





Ek juna vinod - Vinod Khanna




Ek mulga 3000 Rs cha Recharge marto.To 1pan call or sms karat nahi.tari tyacha balance jaat asto.KA bcoz to eka payawar ubha asto.





ek CUP, MUG la kaay mhanel? kaay MUG? tar KADHAI CUP la kaay mhanel? MUGashi kaay bolat hotas?





lagnala shobha kashane yete? rikshane!











नेपाळमध्ये चोर्या का होत नाहीत ? कारण तिथे सगळेच गुरखे आहेत.





1 mulga canteen madhe vadapav khayla jato tar tyachya pavachya khali lihilela asta."JANNAT" tar tyachya "sir"ancha nav kay? "ishq ki chav"



औफिसमध्ये साहेबांच्या निरोपसमारंभ...लिनाबाई भाष्ण करायला आल्या. "साहेबांच्या हाताखाली काम करता करता "दिवस कसे गेल"े ते कळलंच नाही"









समोर उघडेबंब गणराय दिसत असताना दर्शनाच्या रांगेतील एक माणूस स्वत: घातलेला शर्ट दुसऱ्याला दाखवत "हा शर्ट गणपतीला शिवला" असं का सांगत होता?




गब्बर- ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकूर.. ठाकूर- गप रे येडय़ा, आपण काय पाच तीन दोन खेळतोय?





1st प्रवासी-'एक मिशा सोडल्या तर तू अगदी माझ्या बायकोसारखा दिसतोस' 2nd प्रवासी-'पण मला मिशा नाहीयेत' 1st प्रवासी-‘पण माझ्या बायकोला आहेत ना'





Boss:"I never see u on ur desk,u always roam around" Me:"शेर अपनी गुफ़ाँमॆही बैठा रहे,तो कोई उसे शेर नही कहेगा"





Sardar: I did my PhD. Job Interviewer: WHAT? Which subject? Sardar: All of them, I "Passed Highschool with Difficulty"





Boss-Im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary 2000/- is it ok?Sardar-Starting sal. is OK, but how much is DRIVING salary




Sardar wanted to make STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money. What did he do? Ans-He went to punjab & made a local call





Gujrathi lokana football team madhe ka ghet nahit ? Bcoz tyana corner dila ki te lagech tithe dukan taktat.





gf: main maa banane waali hoon bf: kya? gf: haan main tumhare dad se shaadi karke tumhari maa banane waali hoon





A dog & mosquito kissed each other. Next day, mosquito dies by malaria & dog dies by rabies. Thats called "Pyar ke side effects"



outside a gurudwara, sardars were told to fight & whoever wins, only he would enter d temple. Why ? Bcoz "Jo Jeeta wahi Sikh-ander"





Whats the speed of darkness ? Ask MSEB.





सर:बंड्या मी आता काहीही प्रश्न विचारला की तू त्याचं उत्तर पटकन द्यायचं,काय?बंड्या:हो सर.सर:अमेरिकेचे राष्ट्राध्यक्ष कोण?बंड्या:पटकन!





What is the meaning of the following? ababaaabbbbaaaabaabbbbbaaababaaabbbbaaaabbbbabab aaa Ans. Long Time No 'C' (See)





what do you call a machine which pushes people ? Ans- generator(jan-rator)





सातव्या henry नी काय केलं? आठव्या henry ला जन्म दिला - बिगरी ते मॅट्रिक

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