Sunday, February 21, 2010

Compilation of PJs - 2

Rahul Gandhi can't find any girl to get married why? bcoz Congress's slogan is "Sonia ko bahu-mat do!!"

3 frnds chatting. 1- my father is superman. 2-my father is spiderman. 3-my father is a tailor. Ask ur father whether they want costume ?

ENGG students' routine due to (i+1)pl ie ipl & pl - raat me set-max & din me techmax


What did gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his exam? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I didn't tell anything



Ekda Dharmendrachya ghari chor yeto. Dharmendra tyala chidun mhanto....'Kamine...' tar chor mhanto 'theek aahe..kami neto.'


eka junglat serve prani GOA gutkha khat astat. Fakt jiraf Manikchand khato. ka ? bcoz "unche log unchi pasand "


All those who don't have internet explorer are bhikaris. bcoz "Swami tinhi jagacha IE wina bhikari"



If 007 is James bond... what is 111? Its binary James bond !


Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?" Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..." Raja : "Ispik..."

shivba: Kon ahe titihe ? .. Kanhoji: Mee aahe, maharaj .. Shivba: Tu maharaj tar mi kon ?


Define true music lover. Ans: a gal is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears instead of eyes.

1 Manus scooter varun chalela aasto.To padto ka? Ans: Scooter sampte
Height of piracy : Bill Gate comes to u & asks : XP chi cd ahe ka ?
India ka sab se famous Under-19 cptn kon tha? Ans- Rahul Dravid. Bcoz jab wo team ka captain tha,tab usne hamesha under-19 run
Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America? Father's Day!
Gabbar janmala ala ani tyacha aai ni tyala khoop marla . ka? tyani aai la vicharla "kitne aadmi the?"
Agar aap 90 baar paap karenge to 45 baar pakde jaayenge Why ?? bcoz sin 90 = cot 45


what is the vector for shridevi? Ans:tabbu. Bcoz shridevi did chandani.and tabbu did chandani bar

what do kid who passed his KG wud sing? ans : KG kiya re KG kiya re (crazy kiya re)
gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur. thakur:gap re yedya, aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ?
baba:are tya shejarachya muli kade bagh. tila kiti changale marks milalet. aani tu! mulaga: tichyakadech baghat baslo.. mhanunach.
Bandya : (aat yeun) Aai, aai baher ek mishyavala aala aahe. Aai : Tyala sang, aamhala nakot. Babanna aadhich aahet.

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