Compilation of PJs - 11

Armstrong lands on moon, sees 2 guys. He asks: Who r u. Man: "Cameraman Mayank ke saath Deepak Chorasiya, Aaj Tak"





1 aadmi JAM khata hai aur uske baad usme ddob jaata hai. Why ? bcoz nadiya se dariya, dariya se sagar, sagar se ghehra JAM











Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand? Ans-To see the time





wat song wil a unsatisfied man sing wen he cums out of da toilet aft shitting? Ans- JUDA HOKE BHI TU MUJHME KAHI BAKI HAI!





What's the opposite of "Dominoes" ? Ans - "Domi doesn't know"





मिथुन चक्रवर्ती ला जर दोन मुले असतील तर त्यांची नावे काय आहेत? इथुन आणि तिथुन !





रवीन्द्रनाथ टागोर लाजले तर त्यांना काय म्हणाल.. शर्मिला टागोर !!!





ज्या मुलाच्या वडिलांना ४ बहिणी आहेत, त्या मुलाचे नाव काय? आत्याचार





Define JIGARI DOST - Ase dost jyani ekach JIGAR madhun ENGG cha abhyaas kela ahe.





Who is called female Java? Ans: Java'Gal' Srinath









Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Aamir Khan





A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald? how ? Ans-Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli)





Lawyer: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?








How to light cigarette in a boat ? http://txtb.in/4dM This is pretty old one





Banta ped pe chada to santa ne pucha-Upar kyo gaya? Banta-Apple khane. Santa-Ye to aam ka ped hai.Banta-Pata hai, apple saath laya hun



Lady doc-tum roz subah clinic ke bahar se aurto ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa-bcoz bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12




Why are Egyptian Children always confused?Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY





Man-How old is your father? Boy-As old as me.Man-How can that be? Boy-He became a father only when I was born.




Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta-Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa-main to pipe bend kar raha hoon





Santa asked his son to write 1 to 20. Son comes back in a few minutes with 1 to 12. He questions. Son says “Get a bigger clock!”




What’s d biggest pressure 4 Pak cptn when Pak needs 1 run in 8 ovrs & 5 wkts in hand? How to speak English in presntation ceremony?





According to a study 70% men in this world can't wear condoms properly, what are they called? Ans - dad perkytweets





Interviewer-Why did you changed your last job? Santa-Bcoz the company shifted and didn't tell me where.





1st thief-The police is here.Jump out of the window.2nd thief-But this is 3th floor.1st thief-This is no time for superstitions





A scientist disconnected his doorbell. Why?? bcoz...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!





While chatting to a frnd,I said yawn .He also said yawn . Then he said …now we have yawn sambhandh





Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan bhi katori le k khada rhta Hai ? . . . Pani Puri wale ke paas





What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.




Can Microsoft ever make a product that does not suck? Yes, a vacuum cleaner





अमावास्येला चंद्र का दिसत नाही ? कारण अमावास्येच्या रात्री चंद्र निंबोणीच्या झाडामागे झोपलेला असतो





If a man wins despit losing, what would his grandma call him ? Ans- JIGAR bcoz haar kar jeetne wale ko BAA Jigar kehten hai.





what is height of technology ? 1)condoms with shock absorbers 2) Ankhiyon Se goli maare





What is height of Fashion? 1)Dhoti with a zip 2)A baby demanding Low waist diapers





संता-मेरे पास आज गाडी है.बंगला है.पैसा है.तेरे पास क्या है?बंता-मेरे पास भी गाडी है.बंगला है.पैसा है!संता- फीर माँ किसके पास है?





सुई टोचल्य़ावर रक्त बाहेर का येते ? कोणी टोचलय हे बघण्य़ासाठी





2 Sardar Jungle Me. Sher Aaya 1Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankh Me Dalke Bhagte Hue Chillaya'Abe Bhag' 2nd:Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali





Baap-Qutub minar kaha hai beta-patan hai baap-kabhi ghar se nikla karo beta-ramlal kaun hai baap-pata nahi beta-kabhi ghar me raha karo




2 चिमण्या असतात. त्यातली एक म्हणते "चिऊ" दुसरी काहीच म्हणत नाही! का? कारण दुसरी चिमणी Factory ची असते.





जर अलका कुबल आणि अरनॉल्ड श्वार्झनेगर यांनी एका सिनेमात एकत्र काम केलं, तर त्या सिनेमाचं नाव काय असेल? माहेरचा टमिर्नेटर!





1st:माझे बाबा इतके उंच आहेत कि ते उडत्या helicopter ला कीस करू शकतात.2ndा:माझे बाबा पण खूप उंच आहेत पण ते असे चीप चाळे करत नाहीत




जर नेक्स्ट जेम्स बॉण्ड म्हणून गोविंदाला साइन केलं तर सिनेमाचं नाव काय असेल? जेम्स बॉण्ड नंबर वन





Santa-Ppl consider me as GOD. Banta-How do u know? Santa-Wen I go 2 them, everyone says, "Oh GOD! U have come again"





2 srdr were crossin railway tracks.They saw a train comin towards them.Suddenly they bend down.why? Coz d train was saying jhuk jhuk





Q: ceilng fan is male or female? A:can b both.If its khaitan then its male n if its usha its female





Who is son of lion ? Ans : Holi bcoz in Sholay, Gabbar says "Holi "cub" hai ? Holi Cub hai ?"





pintya samor 3 bottle thevalya astat.2 full & 1 empty aste.tari to rikami batli ka uchalato? bcoz tyala rocket udavayache aste





ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.If we remove 1 by 1, all letters frm it, still it remains same. What is it ? Ans - POSTBOX





Bird&baby on tree & Ash drnking coke below.Baby drops in her Coke.Wat does bird say? Ash,tumhari coke me mera bachha hai





Teacher teaching algebra,A=B&B=C meansA=C.Sir asked student to give an eg.Student replied I LUV U&U LUV UR DAUGHTER means I LUV UR DAUGHTER





1st boy- my father is superman. 2-my father is spiderman. 3-my father is a tailor. Ask ur father whether they want costume ?





if yash chopra makes a movie about veerapan, what will be the name of his wife in the movie ? Ans : zaraa'pan





मुलगी-आज मी तुला राखी बांधणार.मुलगा- नाही. मुलगी- का ? मुलगा- मी उद्या तुला मंगळसुत्र बांधायला आलो तर बांधुन घेशील का ?





kuthle taare jameenivar rahtat ? Ans : MHA-TAARE





jar ek jaadi mulgi bus stop var ubhi aste bus saathi tar tila kay mhannar? Ans : Motivating





What’s the o/p of pgm? void main( ) {int naam; printf("%d",naam);} o/p - 13 why? bcoz naam hai tera tera, naam hai 13 13