Compilation of PJs - 3

2 sardar chess khelat astat.1st- "Apan baas karu.Mala bore zalay"2nd="OK.Tasahi tuza ghoda & maza hatti rahilay ata fakt"


pintya samor 3 coke chya bottles astat.2 full & 1 empty. Tari to rikami batli chalato. ka? bcoz tyala rocket udavayache aste


ek mulaga: Majhi aai service karate. dusara mulaga: Pan majhi aai tennis khelat nahi



If Equator is between 2 Poles (North Pole & South Pole). Wats Between 2 "BOLS"? Ans:- RADHA bcoz BOL RADHA BOL



what is d height of dehydration? Ans : a cow giving milk powder



what happens after the lion roars... ?? "tom and jerry" starts..



madh maashichya gudghyaalaa kay mhantat ? Ans : bi-ki-ni



pilot was sitting in the plane. he triad hard 2 take off.but the plane didnt takes off. why ? bcoz it was X-Y plane.



what do you call a mathematician who talks too much ? Ans : hyperbola




hatti ani mungi premat padtat, pan mungiche gharche hattila napasanta kartat. ka ? karan, mulache daat pudhe alet



For thousands of years, people are doing algebra & guess what ? x is still unknown !




ek manus dudh pito asto tar to marto. ka? karan mhais khali baste




1 manus achanak bhari football khelayla lagto.ka ? karan tyachya bhavala mulga hoto Ani to KAKA banto




If u want Priya Gold biscuits, then, to whom u shoud contact ?Ans:INZAMAM-UL-HAQ bcoz "priya gold biscuit, haq se mango"




wt will b the name of a man whose date of birth is missing frm birth certificate ? Ans : Umar Gul




1ka mansakade 2 gai astat. Pna tyatli 1ch gai dudh det aste. ka ? karan dusri gogalgai aste




Amir Khan was carrying his sister's marklist in hand. Om Prakash Mehra asked him,"whats this?" Amir : BHEN KE TAKKE..



Eka manasache pay chaukoni asatat. Tar tyacha naav kay asel ? Ans : Area of Circle .. bcoz .. Pay are Square




How do sadhus resist all tempting things in life? They keep saying "Ohm Ohm" with h silent(ie Om). More Ohm, more resistance!




If Emraan Hashmi is serial kisser, Then who is parallel kisser ? Ans : Raavan



priyakar preyasila mhanala, "te bagh te zaad"..priyakar preyasila mhanala, "te bagh te zaad" ani.. preyasi zaadu lagli




Napoleon-der in no word called IMPOSSIBLE in my dictonary. Pappu- whats d use of crying now? U should have checked it at time of buying it.


One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa wrote back, "Ok, send me your mother."



Jar Ajit Agarkar ne no ball takla tar umpire kay mhanel ? "marathi paul padate pudhe"



what is volume of a person who lost all his memory ? Ans :1/3 pie R R H. bocz he keeps saying "main CONE hun !"



Wife-tumhi daaru peeun aalat ka ? Husband -nahi. Wife- mag vaas ka yetoy ? Husband -Sri Lanka chi match aahe naa.



Why Maneka Gandhi hates curious people ? Bcoz curiosity kills the cat.



Old one - Vidya Balan & Brad Pitt get married. Now all students gather in their house why? Bcoz she is now Vidya Peet.