Sunday, February 21, 2010

Compilation of PJs - 4

2 sardar fell down a hole.1 says ''its dark in here isn't it.?'' other replies ''i don't know, i can't see"




why is it easy to weigh fish.? bcoz they have SCALES





TOOTA TOOTA EK PARINDA AISE TOOTA KI PHIR JUD NA PAYA, KYONKI FEVICOL KHATAM HO GAYI THI





3 ladkiya chupchap baithi thi





sardar kabhi bhi ARROW SHIRTS kharid nahi sakta.why?bcoz dukan par ka arrow sign dekhke wo age dukan dhundata rahta hai





2 guys watching bungee jumping 1st -'wanna try it?' 2nd -'no.I was born bcoz of a broken rubber and I dont wanna die cos of it





Dhoni was yelling "Hamaaree Maangen poori karo" at the recent India South Africa Test Match. why? Bcoz he was on strike





Q:What is common between a Government Employee and a sperm? Ans:One in a million actually work!





girlfriend:lets get married. boyfriend:gharwale mana kar rahe hain. gf:ghar mein kaun kaun hain? bf:ek biwi do bachhe!





एक मित्र : माझी बायको परी आहे! दुसरा मित्र : नशीबवान आहेस, माझी बायको अजून जिवंत आहे.





बाबूराव-‘डॉक्टर, माझ्या अंगात वारं भरल्यासारखं झालंय. काही देता का?’ डॉक्टर- ‘खालच्या दुकानातून पतंग घ्या.









Dilip kumar ki film hai Karma, Dilip kumar ki film hai Karma, washing powder Nirma





नदीतला एक मासा पोहता पोहता काँक्रीटच्या भिंतीला आपटला, तर काय म्हणेल? 'डॅम!'





Gabbar : Kitne aadmi the? Kaliya : Main aadmi nahi Aurte dekh raha tha





Hyderabad ki biryani mein aa gayi haddi, Hyderabad ki biryani mein aa gayi haddi, dil bole kabbadi kabbadi kabbadi





Whats d next Number in the series.12, 4, 19 ,5, 2 ,0, 6, 2, 4, 6 ,0, 2, 114, 48 Only SEHWAG knows.These are his prev. scores





Why do vets hate treating Ducks ? Bcoz they keep saying Quack Quack





घोडा खातो चणे आणि गाय खाते चारा, घोडा खातो चणे आणि गाय खाते चारा, मला जाऊद्या न घरी आता वाजले की बारा





हिवाळ्यात खिसेकापूंच्या धंद्यात मंदी का असते ? कारण हिवाळ्यात सर्वांचे हात खिशात असतात





Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Bcoz it was stuck to the leg of a chicken!





Save the tigers. Don't buy Tiger biscuits





Rahul Gandhi-muze nahi lagta meri shadi ho payegi.Sonia Gandho-kyu?Rahul-Ap hi to nare lagati hai-sonia ko "bahu mat"(bahumat) do"





Jar ekhada manus dukhi asel tar. tyala kay khayla ghatle pahije..? sukhi bhel





Sir - What comes first "SUN" or "MOON"? Sardar-"MOON" Sir-How.? Sardar-Bcoz only after HONEY "MOON","SON' will come





बुडणारा माणूस गणपतीची प्रार्थना करतो.गणपती येवून समोर नाचू लागतो.माणूस-हे काय? गणपती- दर वर्षी गणपती विसर्जनाला तुम्ही हेच करता कि





5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do, 5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do, DAYA DARWAZA TOD DO CID





2 frnds smoking.1 bade-bade dhuwe nikal raha tha.2nd 1 bhi nahi.1st-tu dhuwa kyu nahi nikal raha?2nd-meri cigarate CNG pe chalt hai





We always hold hands. If I let go of, she shops





ped ,paudhe ,zarane ,pathhar.... ekhathhar (71),bahathhar(72), tryahathhar(73),chouryahathhar(74)





In the jail computer instructor taught the inmates abt Keyboard,but every1 had d same question "How does Esc key work ?





Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail? Ans - Into a re-tail store!





Son asked Mom"whats der 2 eat?"Mom throws a stone at him!why? bcoz mother followed d policy "hum eat ka jawab Pathar se dete hai"





Tabaayak hai tarrakum hai mayoosi hai talab hai ,najaane is sher ka kya matlab hai





Why are PEPE jeans so damn expensive? Bcoz u pay twice. Pay Pay





Man-Does your dog bite?2nd man-No. (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "You said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."





Ladki-Maa,Aaj meri husband se ladai ho gayi.Ma-Beti,Shaadi me jhagde hote rehte hai.Ladki-Wo sab thik hai,par ab LAASH ka kya karu?





why Brooke Shield refused to marry James Bond? Bcoz she doesn't want to be called Brook Bond.





Patient:Dr sahab, suna hai aap sharab chudwate hai. Dr:With gurantee. Patient:meri 3 peti Goa police ne pakad rakhi hai





Q- Ek sardar ghar se bahar nikalte hi kele ke chilke ko dekh kar kya sochta hai? Ans:- Oh no! Aaj fir fisalna parega





Aae mere Desh ke sachche veeron, Aae mere Desh ke sachche veeron, "1/x" is not defined when "x" equals to 0





why do we always wear the left shoe last? bcoz when u wear one shoe the other one is always "left"!





Father-"How are your grades, son?"Son-"Under water" Father-"Under water? What do you mean?" Son-"They're below C level."





गंगुबाई एक रुमाल खूप धुते. धुवून झाल्याक्षणी रुमालाची घडी होते. कसं? रुमाल धुण्यासाठी ती 'घडी' डिटर्जंट वापरते.

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